JUMPING OFF A BUILDING IS NOT VERY PRACTICAL.

 

You can’t fly.  I am telling you right now that you cannot fly.  YOU CANNOT FLY.  You are also not a mermaid.  You can’t go under for too long or you WILL die.

 

Maybe You Could Crack My Sternum is the debut creation of writer-performers Emma (Hall) and Emma (Smith). 

 

Emma and Emma began their friendship on either side of their twenties: a decade when beauty, talent, ambition, and body flesh are your key commodities. So what do you do when all that goes to shit?

 

Maybe You Could Crack My Sternum is a show about human connection and the passage of time.

 

- “I really liked it, it was my favourite” – audience member we didn't know, who saw an early development showing, 2013

 

- “You are some cool ladies” – VCA lecturer (paraphrased), 2012

 

Cast / Writers: Emma Hall, Emma Smith

Set Design: Taryn Dudley

Sound Design: Raya Slavin

Lighting Design: Jackson Trickett

 

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THINGS TO KNOW:

 

Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun shows -  6.30pm start

Tues (4th Mar) & Wed (5th Mar) - 8pm start

 

**No show Monday

 

HOW TO BOOK:

 

Book online at www.adelaidefringe.com.au

MAYBE YOU COULD CRACK MY STERNUM

 

Written and performed by Emma Hall and Emma Smith

 

ADELAIDE FRINGE 27 FEB - 6 MARCH 2014

 

WHERE: 

 

TANDANYA FIREFLY

253 Grenfell St Adelaide 5000 SA

 

SEASON RUNS FOR ONE WEEK ONLY

 

Thurs 27th Feb - Thurs 6th Mar 2014  - 6.30pm/8pm

 

PRICES:

 

Preview Thurs 27 Feb 6.30pm: ALL TIX $11

All other sessions (28th - 7th Mar): Bank SA $15 Adult $17 Concession $13